An insistent Marty: "But it explains everything! Why the woman was covering up, why she phoned the police - "
"I don't care if it explains why the Marie Celeste was abandoned by all hands in a calm sea! I don't want to know!"
- 'Never Trust A Ghost'
A frustrated Jeff: "Only I can see you, Marty, and I sometimes wonder why!"
- 'But What A Sweet Little Room'
Jeff discovers just how useful his ghostly partner is: "'Allo, Jeff. He's standing behind the door, with a bottle."
- 'My Late, Lamented Friend And Partner'
Jeff on Madame Hanska: "I've got no time for professional mediums, bringing back the dead. Load of rubbish... Sorry, Marty!"
- 'But What A Sweet Little Room'
An indignant Marty: "I do not live in a cemetery!"
"That's the address on your death certificate!"
- 'When The Spirit Moves You'
A hurt Marty Hopkirk: "What sort of partnership have we got?!"
"A posthumous one, not recognised by law."
- 'Never Trust a Ghost'
A jealous Marty tries to wring the name of Jeannie's boyfriend out of Jeff: "But you've got to tell me! It's bigamy!"
- 'Vendetta For A Dead Man'
Marty discovers exorcise isn't good for you: "I feel sick," he complains to Jeff, "I feel terrible. I wish I was dead!"
- 'Whoever Heard Of A Ghost Dying?'
Jeff is having his arm twisted by Inspector Large again: "Please, Inspector, you've got to give me a break!"
"Don't tempt me!"
- 'Whoever Heard Of A Ghost Dying?'
Jeff is feeling uneasy: "You've been hanging round me so long... it's making me nervous."
"Why's that?"
"I'm alive. I'd like to stay that way."
- 'A Sentimental Journey'
Jeff is interrupted in mid-conquest again: "Do me a favour, Marty. Get lost!"
- 'Never Trust A Ghost'
Anne-Marie Benson on seeing a photo of Jeff Randall: "To me it's a nothing face."
- 'Money to Burn'
Inspector Large to Jeff: "You're turning into quite a villain, Randall. First murder, now armed robbery."
"You don't expect to be able to prove that, do you?"
"No... I just wanted to see your face when I said it."
- 'Money to Burn'
An incredulous Jeff to Marty: "You're not scared?!"
"Terrified!"
- 'For The Girl Who Has Everything'
Jeff on his partner: "The man I use is the best in the business... he's practically invisible."
- 'When The Spirit Moves You'
Inspector Large reads the charges to Jeff Randall: "You forced your way into this woman's house, assaulting her as you did so, then refused to leave, assaulted her again, and broke into the privacy of their study, committing further assaults on the way!"
"I had no idea I was so busy."
- 'Never Trust A Ghost'
Jeff looks askance at con-man Calvin P. Breem: "I stopped running years ago. You don't look like you could even start!"
- 'When The Spirit Moves You'
Marty reassures Jeff as they wait in the wings for their 'mind-reading' act: "Well, I can hardly die a death, can I?"
- 'That's How Murder Snowballs'
Jeff isn't too sure about Marty's idea to put Jeanie's boyfriend back into the meat freezer to make him talk:
"But you'll kill him!"
"Oh no, Jeff. Not quite."
- 'Vendetta For A Dead Man'
Marty wakes Jeff up again: "Jeff! There's been another murder!"
"Who?"
"Not who, Howe! Mrs, in the aviary!"
- 'Who Killed Cock Robin'
Jeff catches Marty out... "I can't help you, I'm very busy, Jeff."
"What time's kick-off?"
"Three o - "
- 'Somebody Just Walked Over My Grave'
Marty's annoyed that England have lost the first leg: "The referee's blown time."
"He should be blown up!"
- 'Somebody Just Walked Over My Grave'
An irate Marty yells at Doctor Conrad: "You barbiturate peddler! You pill-pushing phoney! Have you any idea what you're doing to this poor man's mind?!"
- 'A Disturbing Case'
Marty makes a re-appearance after a minor tiff:
"Marty! You're back!"
"It's all right, Jeff. You don't have to grovel."
- 'It's Supposed To Be Thicker Than Water'
If you have any other quotes from the series you'd like up here, e-mail them to me: martyhopkirk02@earthlink.net (remove the 02 to email me) Last updated: July 2002